RESTON TRIATHLON HISTORY

Paul Hartke remembers:

Back in the late 80s, we put together a band to play music after the triathlon and some swimming events. The songs are light-hearted take-offs on other songs that talks about Reston Triathlon fun stuff and hard parts (like the infamous steep Hunter Station Road that is no longer part of the course). The band was made up of Lou Poehlman, Bill Sickenberger and me. We all did Reston many times and Bill and I are still doing them. And we're all married with kids now. Times have changed.

Lou was great on the bike. In 1989 my tire went flat before the race began. I didn't have a spare, so Lou gave me his spare tube saying the chances of a flat during the race had to be near zero. It was on the 2nd loop of the bike that I saw Lou on the side of the road with a flat. I screamed "Nooo" and he just yelled "It's OK. Go faster!"

Joe Vicedomine was the winner of 1990, '91 and '92. In Joe's first year in '89, a volunteer near the end of the run was supposed to direct runners at a path intersection. He walked to the next intersection for a minute and Joe, instead of turning left to the high school, ran up a hill into a subdivision. He was in first place at the time. Anyway, instead of winning, almost 50 runners beat him to the finish line.

My fist time doing Reston was 1986. It was 2 years after I had knee surgery for a torn ACL and a lot of crumbling cartilage. They said I couldn't do contact sports or run again. At that time, I was only swimming anyway. But the Reston Masters (swim team) were always talking triathlon and they somehow got me out running. And before my first triathlon, I over trained and could hardly walk on that knee 2 weeks before the race. I still did a slow run for the race, but I was forever motivated after Neil Medoff passed me and said I had to be the slowest runner in Reston. Now I run all the time -- still not real fast, but you can't beat the Reston trails for scenery.

 

SWIM BIKE RUN
(to the tune of "Fun Fun Fun" by the Beach Boys)
Lyrics by Paul Hartke, August 1989

When the triathlon starts, I swim just as fast as I can now
I didn't use the porta-potty and I wish I were back on the land now
But I will finish the swim in style and find my beach towel
And I will swim bike run til they take my water bottle away

Well, I'm riding my bike up a hill and I'm in the wrong gear
But my wheels keep spinning around when I hear the crowds cheer
And I know when it's over, there's a party and a lot of cold beer
So I will swim bike run til they take my water bottle away

When I finally start to run, my legs feel like butter
And I hope I can get half way before I fall in the gutter
Then I grab a paper cup somebody gives me and it's filled with water
And I will swim bike run til they take my water bottle away

Yes will swim bike run til they take my water bottle away
(swim bike run til they take my water bottle away)
Ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooo-ooo-ooo Ooh

 

I DID THE RESTON TRIATHLON
(to the tune of "I Fought the Law and the Law Won" by Bobby Fuller Four
Lyrics by Paul Hartke, August 1989

I woke up at the break of dawn.
I DID THE RESTON TRIATHLON.
I DID THE RESTON TRIATHLON.

The lines were long at the Don's John.
I DID THE RESTON TRIATHLON.
I DID THE RESTON TRIATHLON.

They shot me in the leg with the starting gun.
I DID THE RESTON TRIATHLON.
I DID THE RESTON TRIATHLON.

I think I ate a fish in Lake Audubon.
I DID THE RESTON TRIATHLON.
I DID THE RESTON TRIATHLON.

CHORUS:
Some people do it to be competitive.
Other people do it for fun.
I just do it for the party afterward.
I DID THE RESTON TRIATHLON.
I DID THE RESTON TRIATHLON.

My feet were too wet to get my shoes on.
I DID THE RESTON TRIATHLON.
I DID THE RESTON TRIATHLON.

An hour and a half transition.
I DID THE RESTON TRIATHLON.
I DID THE RESTON TRIATHLON.

I almost stopped my bike and said "I'm done."
I DID THE RESTON TRIATHLON.
I DID THE RESTON TRIATHLON.

I'll never do another 10 K run.
I DID THE RESTON TRIATHLON.
I DID THE RESTON TRIATHLON.

CHORUS:
Some people do it to be competitive. Other people do it for fun.
I just do it for the party afterward.
I DID THE RESTON TRIATHLON.
I DID THE RESTON TRIATHLON.

 

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER WITH A BIKE LIKE THIS
(to the tune of "I Should Have Known Better" by the Beatles)
Lyrics by Paul Hartke, September 1989

I should have known better with a bike like this
That my tire would hit a rock and hiss
And I'm pissed, and I'm pissed, and I'm pissed

So I never knew how a flat tire would be
This could only happen to me
Can't you see? Can't you see?

After I told you I would beat you . . .
Oh I can't believe my tire blew, oh
And when I finally patch the hole in my tube
I know I won't catch up with you

So I should have known better with a bike like this
That my tire would hit a rock and hiss
And I'm pissed, and I'm pissed, and I'm pissed

After I told you I would beat you . . . Oh
I can't believe my tire blew, oh
And when I finally patch the hole in my tube
I know I won't catch up with you
. . . My tire blew . . . It's out of true . . . My tire blew